Miss America over here (Taken with Instagram at Father & Son Antiques)
The Mellowest of Mushrooms 💜 (Taken with Instagram at Mellow Mushroom)
aseaofquotes:
Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up
I’d like for my mood to stop fluctuating please.
Remember that night @hcraig69 and I went to cookout twice in a row? (Taken with instagram)
hemsworthss:
Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)
does cleaning count as exercise? i hope so because i’m about to destroy my room.
Look who’s finally leaving the house tonight? Spoiler alert, it isn’t Liz.
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(Source: beesmygod)
officialsalad:
i like reading people’s FAQs
they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like
Q: how old are you?
A: 14, STOP ASKING.
Q: are you single?
A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.
Q: would you ever date a girl?
A: NO.
Q: you’re pretty
A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them all:)(:
Iron Chef America over herrrrrrr. (Taken with instagram)